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My little sister came up to me today and said "It's pretty sad that a Jonas Brother loses his virginity before you do"...that sucks
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Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar (651): If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me? (513): Get out now.
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I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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ok well say i'm drunk and I sit down to pee. would that be acceptable or would I still be considered gay? (1-205): God, you don't deserve a penis.
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Add me girls long hard cock wanting to trade pics and very horny 23958de1
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Not sure how it's possible, but Josh managed to puke on his ass last night.. He brings partying to a whole new level.
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(651)this is going to be harder than having sex while driving on the free way during rush hr traffic. (763) so?! we did that. It was amazing!!! (651)yeah but don't forget the videos on YouTube. My old English teacher still glares when i walk by him in the hallways. Lol.
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You got mad that we cut you off so you stole all Our lighters so we couldn't smoke the weed we bought from you!!
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life had been spent having sex with him.
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Cops bust our party. They walk over to the fridge, open it and look to see what's inside. They literally did a double take and said "holy shit." win?
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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(651:) Im So Blazed, Thin Mint Girl scout cookies. Bitchin.
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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They force fed me 4 Loko popsicles. It would have been traumatizing if i wasn't so great at giving head. But no that shit is banned for a reason.
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Hey I think it would be sexy if we finished each others sentences ;) (1-651): Um ok... (651): I love y... (1-651): Your sisters tight vagina! :D (651): Fuck you!
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