(631): He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.

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(631): Wanna play a game of bp in jesus' tomb?

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(631): seriously imover guys sending pics of thier penis's to my phone. (573) whats so bad about that? (631) they look smaller than cocktail weenies

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(631): (631a) I dfw (631b) Dfw? (631a) Down for whatever (631a) Xcept anal (631a) That shit hurts

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(631): I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude

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(631): Steven: You let me get that 50 cents...I need it for the bus tomorrow. Alan: I'll give u a dollar for a blow job. Steven: Alright. Alan: but u also gotta lick my asshole for 50 cents. Steven: what nigga???

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(631): This beer is not sobering me up at all

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(631): we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility

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(631): White castle, large vanilla milk shake, Hotel room with free porn, sex....nuff said.

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(631): hungover today. everything is so funny. at summer camp my kids do the most inappropriate things. sucking the ice pop reminded me of last night oops.

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(631): She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.

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(631): I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.

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(631): You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows

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(631): You can't say shaft at the dinner table.

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