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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
(314):
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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(617):
I just have to scrub the whore off of me and find my wallet. Give me about 15?
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are you scared to be nice leprechaun old
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I'm trying, but I'm pissed off and want to give out blowjobs.
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ive decided your sister is a filthy filthy whore but im willing to look past that since she makes a good partner in crime :D
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i just pooped at my school bathroom but theres no toilet paper so i had to wipe it on my shirt
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She thinks it's okay to be crazy. It's not okay, I want a tunamelt!
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(617):
Yeah, I stole that bitches dog. A bottle of Absolut too.
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having a foursome sucks when one couple finishes early... it then just becomes weird
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chadd and his dumn hatt haha he made a quewsadilla too. but hw didnt burn himself, watch yioseldf
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ya i think it would be cool to titty fuck in the library
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you were so trashed you left your own party to take care of your drunken bestfriend, while everybody else stayed and passed out. Your. a. legend.
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I don't get how you think JUST because we've fucked multiple times that I would easily do it again...lol I'll be over in 10 minutes.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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(s) um....wtf happened last night? (r) holy shit dude r u ok? u ran out of the bar screaming the snow is coming the snow is coming....after that no1 saw u again. (s) yea sooo um im actually in a hotel room at foxwoods.....theres like 7 girls here and im naked. (r) nice kid! (s) well....they r all naked.... fat girl on top of me and a semi decent 1 next to me the rest r scattered on the floor cuddling with each other...they r all hot wtf did i do? come get me (r) um no.....face ur consequences asshole
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