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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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guys like it when your on top cause they have your big titties in their face, and you have dancer hips.
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Anybody horny? Heh
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Green hillz, or bring some salvia here and we can watch a movie and cook.
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after 15 games of beer pong, 8 shots straight vodka, 2 blunts && 1 MAJOR hookup, i have somehow managed to not have a hangover. downside.... i feel pregnant. OOPS?!
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Apparently they get pissed when you cum in theyr'e eye,cuz she hit me in my left one. Good or Bad?
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Dude just woke on a dirt road with a deputy knocking on my window,and a pissed groundhog in the backseat,shouldn't have taken that acid,copp was cool though,gave me directions and a fiver, damn groundhogs get you every time!!!!
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WHAT!?! That sucks for 2 reasons. 1-u bought pistachios 2-no salt is bad news!
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Next time you're ready to get put or hang out let me know. :)
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If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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(615): You know how i said sometimes i get drunk at 5 the other day? (931): yea (615) Let's change that to 2. My bos brought beer to work...And is on his way to buy more as we speak.
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(sent) I hate when you're driving and the cows stare into your soul and judge you. (rcvd) Are you high? (sent) Siiiiiii me gustaaa
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Still drunk I went to the doctor today for my annual and he asked me whats my balanced diet and i said food and pussy.
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