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(613): I just got tucked in by my room mates mom.. Double d dina..win?

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(613): rsvd: ithin I steppe in piza sent: i want pizza! yummy! rsvd: Toe piza ?c sent: preferably not toe pizza, just normal pizza :) rsvd: no

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(613): Man Alex is going to watch the george bush guy off madtv do standup!... (1-613) : Matt WTF it's 2 in the morning, why did you wake me up to tell me this?... (613) George bush broo! Woooo!

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(613): 613:Why does my phone always die as I'm about to get drunk? 613: Probably Gods way of saving us all from your mass drunk sex texts. 613: shuttup bitch your boyfriend loves them.

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(613): If it's not bad enough that I can't get laid, I can not only hear the tramp cats fucking, but also my orgasming 80 year old neighbors, what the FUCK is this!

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(613): Rcvd: stfu Sent: gtfo Rcvd: bite me Sent blow me Rcvd: ok Sent: come over Rcvd: on my wayy

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(613): Brady which means the chance i have cancer is like 10000 times higher 5:11pm Taylor uhmm.. 5:11pm Brady i have an apointment in a few weeks to get all checked out then i may lose my toe and worst case scenario i lose my leg 5:11pm Taylor go into porn. they love that kind of shit 5:12pm Brady one leg and 4 toes? 5:12pm Taylor yeah man

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(613): I'm just saying, I wasn't aiming for sex this time, but if you want to I'm clearly down, if not..then we don't have to. You dig? R: Wowww..

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(613): idk , it just feels like i've been sucking dick for 10 fucking hours.

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(613): fingerd my gf in the family van while her parents drove, the dog started lickin my fingers after...

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(613): i woke up with her morning wood in my back

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(613): My boyfriend was trying to finger me. After poking around for a while down there, he told me he couldn't find my "button to press" because he felt like the "explorer in a dense jungle."

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(613): (R) He fucking peed in me! (S) He peed on you? :S (R) NO! HE FUCKING PEED INSIDE OF ME! Told me he was about to blow then pissed in me! Wtf do you say or do to that!

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(613): we were gonna have sex but then we just started counting how many times he could make me orgasm. 9.

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