(612): My sisters gotta know im hungover, i went to the wrong house this morning to pick her up! did i take my shorts off last night?

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(612): The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.

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(612): he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.

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(612): He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.

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(612): (rec) hey baby whats up? (sent) ihavenoeyes (rec) ?? (sent) i have no eyes...psychadelics

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(612): lol my whole family is crunk and setting off fireworks

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(612): Just cracked his knuckle with my vag. Bragging rights?

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(612): I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.

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(612): Last night got kicked out of the car so the giraffe and piranha could have sex so i slept on the side of the road. Now im at town hall. Im a polarbear.

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(612): Theory proven: Small hands, small feet=small cock

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(612): (sent) soo im at johns family reunion.. (rec) and? (sent) i just realized ive slept with three of his cousins...within the last month (rec) havent you and john been dating for four months??? (sent) yesss...

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(612): You want to go to a Vikings game Sunday?? We barley survived a Twins game without getting arrested...pretty much had security guards walk us out and barley remember the day even with all the alcohol consumed we got kicked out of a bar too

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(612): These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.

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(612): Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?

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