(612): Nick's girlfriend just friended me. I'm not sure if i'm more shocked that she remembers me or that he's straight after all.

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(612): My whole world has changed now that I think in tweets!

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(612): you convinced him you invented tomatoes.. and then he spent the rest of the night yelling at people for not asking for your autograph.

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(612): you two go ahead and fuck like wild cats all night

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(612): damn, they're gettin down like james brown!

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(612): andrew pete woke up naked in my front yard wearing a sweatband around his ass sining a song about a fucking falcon..

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(612): (sent) haha sure. so how was it?! (rec) well..his dad walked in on us at one point, which kinda shook me up for a little. I asked him if he was embarrassed, and he said "why would I be? having sex with a real, live girl is much better than what he usually walks in on.."

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(612): (rec) will you please just take me to mcdonalds? (sent) you're high! (rec) no I'm not! I'm just having a really bad day. (sent) why? (rec) I just overheard my cats talking about how much they don't like me..it's a lot!!

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(612): I forgot how itchy growing back pubes is. I feel like I got motorboated by a cactus..

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(612): you were putting handfuls of fish food in your mouth and trying to feed it to my goldfish like a mama bird. you kept muttering "fish need love too.."

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(612): I asked why your face was so close to the screen and you said you were having a staring contest with facebook..

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(612): (rec) dude these brownies taste like turtle (sent) yeah man, they might be turtle fudge or something (rec) no. I mean like the reptile

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(612): (rec) just woke up, and she's already in my kitchen making me breakfast. dude I think I'm in love. (sent) nice bro! (rec) wait nevermind.. I just walked in and reached for a strip of bacon and she smacked my hand and yelled at me for trying to steal her breakfast. I knew it was too good to be true..

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(612): 2 Weddings open bars then somehow ended up at a cabin in luck wi 45 min away and i just woke up in my own bed wtf? How did i get home

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