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(609): apparently last night i cried 3 times, put on a south african accent, thought i was optimus prime, and kept calling this peruvian guy my nigga. not in any particular order, im told

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(609): Him:getting pissed Me: idc Him:come on man Me: you woke me up at 830 for shyt you don't need right now.so you can hold on. Him:I need a fucking smoke, can't make that happen without my fucking wallet...ohhh and you have my smokes Me:And who's fault is it for leaving them. Him:I wanna scream Me: maybe you should

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(609): I AM FREEZING AND I :AVE TO PEE I WILL LEAVE I CAN HEAR ALL YOUR ASSES SNORING WHY COULNKT I GO HOME. (Sent) HURRY YOUR FUCKING ASS. (Sent) CAM WE GO TURN YORU FUCKING PHOEN ON ITS TIME TO LEACE. (Sent): Wbitch you clogged their toilet....I'm not fixingthat

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(609): Hi i'm leaving at 5. You said you qwould come get eb in an hour its been three. you two have fucked by now this is ridiculous i am cold and i have to pee amd jesus christ.

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(609): 7 dranl all the bee r tere is no reason to stay so please lets go

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(609): She just told me to come in there, I think we might have a threesome I can't do this Jesus take the wheel (732): GO. DO. I AM JESUS AND I AM TAKING THE WHEEL. But drink more first.

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(609): (732): Wait, which brother did she hook up with? (609): Both. I'm scared.

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(609): Dude.you told me when she was crying in your arms about her bf breaking up with her you told her you dont do drunken hookups

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(609): You decided it was a good idea to sprint across the street drunk as hell on the way back because you thought the cops would see you... you fell halfway across the street

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(609): The last thing I remember was doin a keg stand and right after 2 shots of an unknown liquid then I wake up to a text saying I owe somebody money for a hole in the wall, yogurt, peanut butter, cheese that was thrown on the wall, and shampoo conditioner and handsoap that I pissed in...needless to say an epic night that I won't pay for

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(609): So I woke up an hour away from the party I was at with a naked man laying next to me and my best friend sleeping on the futon right next to me

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(609): Ohhhh the name of the street is sugarbush haha! I thought you were telling me you were goin down on some sweet pussy

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(609): I love fuzzy ducks very so much, does you wants me cack.

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(609): nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.

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(225): all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.

(314): I'm bakin' bread in my pussy! (1-314): What? (314): I have a yeast infection.

(215): just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived

(216): In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.

(757): so im drunk playing wii sports, the girl im playing with started suckin me off and i closed my eyes and rolled a perfect 300 in bowling, win?

(609): apparently last night i cried 3 times, put on a south african accent, thought i was optimus prime, and kept calling this peruvian guy my nigga. not in any particular order, im told

(609): I AM FREEZING AND I :AVE TO PEE I WILL LEAVE I CAN HEAR ALL YOUR ASSES SNORING WHY COULNKT I GO HOME. (Sent) HURRY YOUR FUCKING ASS. (Sent) CAM WE GO TURN YORU FUCKING PHOEN ON ITS TIME TO LEACE. (Sent): Wbitch you clogged their toilet....I'm not fixingthat

(609): Hi i'm leaving at 5. You said you qwould come get eb in an hour its been three. you two have fucked by now this is ridiculous i am cold and i have to pee amd jesus christ.

(609): 7 dranl all the bee r tere is no reason to stay so please lets go

(609): She just told me to come in there, I think we might have a threesome I can't do this Jesus take the wheel (732): GO. DO. I AM JESUS AND I AM TAKING THE WHEEL. But drink more first.

(609): (732): Wait, which brother did she hook up with? (609): Both. I'm scared.

(609): Dude.you told me when she was crying in your arms about her bf breaking up with her you told her you dont do drunken hookups

(609): You decided it was a good idea to sprint across the street drunk as hell on the way back because you thought the cops would see you... you fell halfway across the street

(609): So I woke up an hour away from the party I was at with a naked man laying next to me and my best friend sleeping on the futon right next to me

(609): Ohhhh the name of the street is sugarbush haha! I thought you were telling me you were goin down on some sweet pussy

(609): I love fuzzy ducks very so much, does you wants me cack.

(609): nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.

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