Texts from 609

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(609): Maybe I should have told him I'm a squirter... What happened? There's a nice deep puddle the size of a manhole cover on his floor....

(609): I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.

(609): Why do women wear flowers on their panties? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.. let's have a moment of silence.....

(609): bro you just let one loose emotionally and physically..

(609): so i saw the dude i fucked last night in the light today and all i could think is "fuck, i piss whiter than his teeth"

(609): (sent): omg i just discovered the best stuff to keep a joint together without using saliva. (received:) wat. (sent:) SNAPPLE APPLE

(609): (609) i'm mad we never hang out anymore. why? (609) i don't know. (609) it's because of turtles. (609) you're exactly right.

(609): just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....

(609): I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.

(609): (sent) chris save some puss for andrew!!!! (rcv'd) haha. i can't help it. i had my hair in braided pigtails.

(609): EVERHYWHERE U LOOK EVERYWHER THERES A HEART TGERES A HEART I HEAR YOUR HOLDING ONTO. I FUCKING MISS BOB SAGET MAN.

(609): dude you were so high last night that when you got pulled over you told the cop you werent rolling the window down because you didnt want the swine. thats why you have that ticket.

(609): Why the hell is there so much silverware in here? Forks forks forks forks wtf

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