(608): Do you think penguins feel left out cuz they can't fly like other birds? I believe they have accepted their lot in life and plan to take over the world by swimming to their victory. You're a genious!!!!! This is why you are my best friend!!!!!! I love you!!!!!!

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(608): He even holds up my hair while I give him blowjobs :)

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(608): It feels like someone just jizzed in my eyes

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(608): So he's a virgin and he doesn't know where to put it in

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(608): & then as I was leaving he said "if you don't leave Ill pay you $10 and eat you out."

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(608): hey im a nasty whore text me 574-7627

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(608): When i finally pulled out, i had a condom on (1-608): Yeah, so? (608): I didnt start with one

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(608): so apparently being female and willing to go to a strip club & get a lapdance is hot, i got laid, you didn't cos you insisted that strip clubs are sleazy. do the math, bitch

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(608): you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

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(608): Dude whose bright idea was it to leave me baked in a room with a blankie and an entire box of fruit loops!?

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(608): your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.

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(608): the funniest part is that in the middle of giving out the shmiderkins timber called me and I answered. Hahahahahaha

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(608): Sooo, I just had sex with your brother. I think my vagina is broken and going to fall out of me.

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(608): 1(608) im going to jail for 2 weeks for my DUI I'm calling it a diet (608) tell people your going to a weight lose camp for 2 weeks 1(608) yeah, and I come out all beat the fuck up 'll tell em dude there serious there this is what happens when you sneak a cupcake

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