(606): (previous day) sorry if you get a text from me tomorrow night, dont take it seriously, i will be intoxicated hah. (that night) So.... we gonna secks?

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(606): Just smoked up the pizza guy! Cross that off the bucket list.

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(606): The new year is going to be so legit! Hot tub, Cocaine, & Marijuana! What more could a girl ask for?

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(606): I am a living ke$ha song

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(606): Text message goes here...kjdskfj

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(606): so I tell her yesterday iv never gotten off From getting head alone.....she sucked me for 35 straight minutes because "she likes a challenge"'!!!!!

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(606): I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me. (1-606): Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.

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(606): Yeap my dad was soo drunk haha I was watching TV and he went out the door Jamie asked where he was going when he looked out he was pissing off the front porch. He said he didn't remember it at all

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(606): (919): I've based all my standards off Spice Girls songs, I think I'll succeed at life.

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(606): i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.

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(606): HEY GUESS WHAT? I've been eating so much corn the cobb lately I've been shitting ethanol.

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(606): Just realized how pissed off I am that I'm still a virgin... I really WANT to lose this shit!

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(606): I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"

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(606): so...I'm in the mens bathroom of a dorm 6 hours from home wrapped in only a blanket which served as my toga last night and smells like a hot guy. Definite win.

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