(605): Emma says she is going to poo her pants and it's a code brown emergency so you need to get here

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(605): 1. If i wrapped my dick in fruit roll ups would you suck them off? 2. lol thats a random question 1. yea so lol 2. lol it could be fun 1. exactly my thoughts 1. still down? 2. what you mean? 1. for homemade gusher and some sex

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(605): got a random text from 605 675 9275 this morning asking if her pants were still at my place. im not sure what happened last night but i think i need to make a doc apt now. fuck my life.

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(605): already drunk, have another box of wine in the fridge, tell all the guys my number 6056759275 because this mama needs to get sum!! p.s get over here with the addy i need some now!

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(605): i looked in the back of my car and thought aubs was a monkey, maybe i should not mix my pills with my wine. hahahhahaha i just hit a bird.

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(605): *Recently told this guy I had a three some with two other guys, and he didn't like that..* Sent: I got a hotel room for a dorm! :) Rcvd: That's sweet!! Did you get room service? Sent: For sex yes!! :) Sorry..that's wasn't funny. Rcvd: Yes. Epic fail. Sent: At least it was one guy! Rcvd: Not funny!! Sent: I mean the same guyyy!

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(605): (sent): you miss me just cause I'm sexy and the sex was good? (rcvd): No. I miss you and your vagina.

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(605): Uhh. I just want a fuck buddy so I don't have to be a slut!

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(605): Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.

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(605): at work.. just found 3 beers in my purse. think i'll get in trouble if i drink them with my lunch on break?

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(605): party like a rockstar is no longer acceptable, you party like charlie sheen or you dont party at all

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(605): Fat chicks are like zombies.they are ugly; You can't help but remeber that they used to be human but u can't stop trying to hit them with anything handy.

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(605): some guy was hitting on me and i told him my name was anna. i didnt feel he deserved my real name OR my drunk name so i gave him the name my dad wanted to give me.

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(605): Rec: Remind me, no more doggystyle with fat chicks. Sent: How bout no more fat chicks? Rec: I like how you think... you too should be a ninja!

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