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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (718): you kept talking about your invention the "Pepper only" Pizza , green peppers,red peppers,pepperoni,black pepper,crushed red pepper so you went for supplies and came back with digiorno

  • (646): I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

  • (216): WHO the FUCK put vagasil where the toothpaste usually is on the FUCKING sink!!??!

  • (512): i just swallowed my gerbil and im choking. call 911 now

  • (334): Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?

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(531): READY YETTIS

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(531): While you be working on Projs I'll be smokin them trogs.. oh oh oh hey, swallow the cum

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(531): Ive been drinking... A LOT. and i know you want me. you got a lot hotter tonight so lets fuck

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