(523): Dude, you leaped in the car onto my lap after you threw a rock through someones window, then drank a fifth of jager, hopped into a mcdonalds drive through window and passed out in a random bush. And after I couldn't get you up, I proceeded to sneak back into my house...

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(523): She was biting her fingernails but really she was sucking the cum from beneath them

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(523): I left the house at 8:00pm, dont know what happened from 8:20pm till i woke up and my friends house at 1:00 this after noon to find myself covered in chocolate, my phone in a bag of photato chips and my hair sticky..i need to start using a camera....

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(523): you might appreciate watching squirrels even more if you were stoned, cause i swear i can hear them talking..

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(523): I know its october, but why did i just wake up wearing two pumpkins for shoes.

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