(519): omg girl we r soo mesed up

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(519): A:You gotta get over here dude. Right now, four people are holding him down, he's got a huge hunting knife in one hand and a 60 of Crown in the other. His knees are bleeding. Classic! B: Can't you guys go one fucking weekend without knives, blood, by-law, cops, broken furniture or broken faces? Seriously. A: Lol, calm down dude. Were just having fun!

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(519): Fuck tonight. I'm heading over right now with a big bottle of whiskey a big bag of weed a pack of centuries a pack of smokes and a bad fuckin attitude. Were getting blackout drunk and pissing people off while we do it.

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(519): i dont even know if hes cute i honestly jsut like him because hes really young. is that fucked or fucked? That's Fucked with a capital F There's a highschool across the street from me. I'm sure you could find a cute 16yr old i dont think you should support this

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(519): (519): I'm trying to get Alix to bring me a slurpee (519): Will keep you updated (226):Lolll yeah please do :P (519): FUCK YES (519): MISSION SOON TO BE COMPLETE (226): Haha yiur very excited about this eh? (519): kaitlin (519): My vagina is happy about this

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(519): A: JEN!! did u see the pic of i posted of mehdi from last nite??! B: NO!!! fuckin facebook flagged every single picture from ur album and took it down b4 i got to look :( A: wat??!! there were like over 200 pictures!! B: yah... there were naked people in the background of like every single one

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(519): A: i just asked the cashier at the pharmacy if i could pay for my stockings and garter belt at the same time as i was buying a pregnancy test. also she happened to b the same cashier i bought my pregnancy test from earlier this summer AND the one i bought a yeast infection kit from last month. she def recognized me and i think she judged me a little.

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(519): A: he introduced me as his fuck buddy. B: weren't u guys together for like 2 months before u even started hooking up. A: uuuh yup thats y it was so weird B: sooo its over? A: did i mention he asked for a threesome with another dude AND ripped my asshole AND we havent spoken since? B: lmfao ok wow so its def over then. A: uuh... YAH!

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(519): B: alexandra i heard u made out with a total troll at the club!! A: well he came onto me and i was sad about my sort of break up. B: not to mention u had just killed 1 1/2 liters of wine and 5 shots... A: right... that too

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(519): 65.00 ON MUNCHIES AND RACING A COP ON A BIKE AND HE WON IS A SUCCESSFUL NIGHT

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(519): A: so i was drunk as fuck and my nose was running at my friends house so she decides to give me some of that vicks nasal spray stuff. i freeeeaked out cuz i thought she was putting a dildo in my nose. B: ... alex.... wat can i even say to this?

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(519): A: i think my vagina and butthole must b abnormally close together cuz i swear every. single. time. ive ever had sex the guy accidentally slips it in my ass and then apologizes for like an hour. B: well wrong number but my guess would be its not actually an accident. A: but we're talkin legit every. single. time? B: hmmm thats true. dunno wat to tell ya.

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(519): Mom: u r not wearing that outside this house A: uuuh bye mum. Mom: *grabs me cuts shirt off with scissors* Me: HOLY SHITT!! WTF??!!! ok u win!! u owe me money. holy hell mom!!

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(519): B: you finally hooked up with him??!! A: yeppp! B: good. now we can finally talk about sex without making ur vagina feel sad and alone! A: lmfaooo this is true!!!!

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