(516): 516: Tell me the truth... are you high? (516): Hello.

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(516): He asked me if he could ask a question I said ga head shoot and he came in my eye. Not cool but good timing

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(516): Would be weird if I had a threesome with him and hos godbrother?? Just asking

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(516): Me: upyr awsomrio Her: My drunk txt is more comprehensible than yours. Me: I wannqnvsll u Her: Yay for English

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(516): Omg so fuzzy I'm gonna die!

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(516): i just peed in your cup so it can turn to a pretty color

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(516): text from my sister: All blahs s s Asia z

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(516): (S) Dude what the fuck happened last night? (R) 4/20. Don't question it

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(516): I offered him Passover sex. I'm afraid it's not kosher.

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(516): WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE

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(516): you thought that because ur mom danced with ur dad to rick astley's "never gonna give you up" the night u were conceived, meant you were a walking rick roll...and proceeded to go up to people and yell "you've just been rick rolled"

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(516): I was having sex with this chick till she knocked over my hookah i told her to get the fuck out

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(516): what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?

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(516): My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm

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