(514): st.patty's day musta been a blast, i barfed up green beer and confetti and i have bite marks all over my face.

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(514): (sent) Does it make me a whore if I just picked up a guy at the gyno's office, then had amazing drunk sex with him? (rcvd) Nope, that my friend, makes you awesome.

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(514): Tell me Jay, are boobs a factor important egnof to determine the women of our lives? because i swear i have THE PAIR in front of me.

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(514): ok. alchool is flowing here. and its free. im getting fukked

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(514): fucking just cried in front of my dad and spilled the beans... fucking hate my life

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(514): sausage party, this is perfect for me wuhahahahaha. (514) hahaha get them drunk egnogh to do some gay dancing. then have some fun, hahahah

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(514): so. i just talked to an old friend and we cried,

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(514): What happened to chicks over dicks? (1-514): That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..

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(514): i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving

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(514): The trees are sooooooo beautiful. They want me to tell you hi

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(514): Sent: Hey girl, how's your vag feeling this morning? Rec: Sore as fuck! Wth did I do last night? Sent: You hand picked 4 guys to come upstairs with you because they was so hot, you just couldn't make up your mind which one you wanted to fuck. Rec: ..... Well now I can cross off an all male orgy off my list. Next up: all female! Sent: God I love you, you're such a whore! Rec: ;)

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(514): DUDE, WHERE'S MY CARD?

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(514): please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom... (1-514): Does an alley count?

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(514): send; where are you ? received; in the closet, with goldfish crackers and there's this midget. i'm scared. send; again, really ?

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