(513): 513 (Rec) Hey what does "idk" stand for? 513 (sent) I don't know. 513 (Rec) OMFG nobody knows!!

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(513): Gahahs well... two long isoahd later...n sndv mom.n. looking fit Shinkal.w at Walmart now... good:_D how are you???

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(513): sent: So alex just deleted me on facebook. I plan to wait till he moves into that house with stephen, then fuck stephen so loud that alex can hear. Win? rec'd: epic win.

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(513): wanna hear a joke about my Dick? nevermind its too long... (1513): wanna hear a joke about my vagina? never mind you won't get it... (513): that didn't turn out as funny as I thought..

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(513): You opened the front door sat on the random guys lap hung your head out the window and puked all over the side of the car. Needless to say they didn't offer to drive us back

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(513): Just got in a fight with two large black men about race while stoned. Also, I win the interesting story of the week contest.

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(513): Im about to start crying cuz im not getting drunk, high, or laid....its DEFINTLY "that time of the month"

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(513): Speaking of...she can't come...unless she doesn't mind watching you and I tag-team a hooker. Got one real cheap...name's Russell. Pre or post op?.... If its pre op she is cool with it post op.... Not so much Neither. It's a guy. Ok that's cool I'm so down I'll bring the baby oil, you bring a techno CD You know it

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(513): I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.

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(513): i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone

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(513): she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."

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(513): yesterday, i told my best friend I was gay......and today he's still my best friend yep, that's a real friend.

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(513): I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.

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(513): (513) Do I have to give you sex ever morning to get you up? (513) lol Is that a threat? if so I'm a glutton for punishment ;-)

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