(506): I was wearing animal print pants and a bikini top. It was a black light party. I had to fight the penises off with my glow stick.

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(506): got pulled over last night ....went home and poked the prick on facebook that pulled me over.

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(506): you were telling me that you were a kebler elf and your name was moonbeam dew irish spring

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(506): Using that Christmas gift card to buy my birth control.. And some PlanB. Happy New Years!

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(506): There was just something in the way that she puked that I knew it was her

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(506): Dude, i wondered why my pants were inside out and my boob crack was all blue. When i took off my pants there were 1000 mashed up blueberrys everywhere. That was fun :D

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(506): Last night you were so drunk, you were fighting trees.. when we gave you frozen hash browns to ice your hand, you demanded McDonalds employees to cook them for you and when they didn't, you yelled "this is SPARTA!!" and drop kicked a McChicken across the store...

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(506): R : LIIIIIIIIIIFE IS A HIGHWAY! S : are you drunk? R: I WANNA MAKE SEXYYY TIME ALLLL NIGHT LONG! S: dude, its 6 am? R : NO TRAFFIC ON THE HIGHWAY THIS EARLY!!! WOOOOOOOO.

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(506): S: he drank his own pee! who the fuck does that!? it may look like apple juice, but it deffinatly doesnt taste like it!! R: how do u no? S: i was standin in front of him when he spit it out.. R: haha and u said ur night would be better then mine psh my mum bought me subway. jelous? i think so.

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(506): She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable

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(506): dude, one second im sitting on the couch. the next im in the bathroom giving my first bj to some guy i dont know. he then asked me how he tasted. WTF ?

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(506): There's a heart beat in my vagina. O.o

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(506): omg. condoms should be a doctors persciption..... and you get free refills !

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(506): I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to

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