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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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Guy from last night gone, but he did leave a note...above my vagina apparently steve was here.
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Yeah, so he told me to spit. But I swallow on reflex. Society tells me to swallow. I just can't help myself.
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He bitch slaped his penis because it wouldnt get hard. Great night
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(484):
I woke up without pants in a room drenched in Hannah Montana. Apparently I was 'loud' last night and woke up the guys parents... and got kicked out of the 3rd bar for puking. I don't remember any of that, but I remember having a great night!
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Hickies, nature's reminder of a good time lmfao hahaha
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Hickies are like nature's sign of a good night
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SEnt: So are you gonna hook me up for s&bj day on march 14th ? Reply: What? That is an actual day? And does it stand for what i think it does? sent:Yah its a real day, its the sister holiday to valentines day..... Steak and blowjob day!!
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i wanna fuk you boo, so ima hurry up doin what im doin, stay naked
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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sent: yo so does it mean im an alcoholic if im drinking a half hour before my date night? rcv'd: yes you are an alcoholic but ive already been drunk for an hour
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so she showed up, with [my favorite food], a bottle of hennessey and two dutches. i think im in love.
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is it bad that when i text using t9 and dtf is the first option that comes up instead of due?
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it's officially too cold to go to class or get food..please start bringing me bagged dinners and notes from class.
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Somebody just ran past Founders. Naked.
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What happened last night dude? (215) You got so drunk at the Flyers game, threw up all over the bathroom floor, passed out, and when you came to we all got thrown out. (484) Best birthday EVER!!
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I hope you realize that the really tall woman you made out with last night was actually a man. Whos the bitch now?
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You kept asking me if you thought you would be invited to the royal wedding. (610) So is that why I bought tickets to London last night!?
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