(469): So the chick I met online just informed me right before our first date that she just started her period but would still blow me and down for anal..idk if I am in love or scared for my life

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(469): FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.

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(469): She told me to meet her at Cyndi's for our first date and sent me the address, which I thought was her friends house. (817): It wasn't? (469): nope, it's a sex store, I found my keeper!!!

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(469): So after having sex three times last night with this girl, I wake up and my leg hurts so bad I can barely walk on it. I go to the doctor and he asked me what I think might have caused it. I tell him about last night and he tells me to keep her, I have a torn muscle. Tell me I don't go hard!!!

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(469): Lol well in my mind I was thinking cover ur hard cock w my warm Czccxv g g Lmao wow the food I was eating just fell out of my mouth and WTF is a czccxv g g? Lmao yah that is def sleep txt:) Lmao, greatness pure greatness Kinda looks like I was goin for warm & cozy vagina lol Or soft lips, warm breath, wet tongue....

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(469): You know that your drinking habit needs help when after your friends introduce your name to someone they follow with "she's an alcoholic"...

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(469): Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.

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(469): you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator

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(469): Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.

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(469): Ok darlin im drunk but u are great and im doing this with one eye

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(469): dude, not that i want to but i pissed that chick off so bad that i could of fucked her in ass with her mom tapeing it.

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(469): I am glad the shower doesn't need plan b.

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(469): I don't think even Crayola has a name for the shade of blue my balls are.

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(469): FYI if you go to KFC and want to get the pink bucket for breast cancer, don't ask for the Boobie Bucket.

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