(441): random message for the day: you know ur stoned if your own reflection makes you jump

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(441): Fyi.... Hookers don't make good character witnesses..

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(441): Rec: Lmaopo qe arre a thinwg !;) and sortry j was sottin rigt besisde himm :/;/

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(441): dude you had a cowboy hat, toga, flip flops and a jigsaw mask on how the fuck did you get laid?

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(441): Just saw two old people have sex in a park. When they got up after they both had back pain. fail?

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(441): please stop crying and asking the fridge where your life went. it doesn't know.

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(441): OK I just may have found the perfect girl, she split the bar tab with me last night, performed the most mind blowing sex acts on me last night, I woke up this morning with a note saying look at your camera when you are up. She had taken a set of pictures of herself naked in the shower this morning and written on my mirror in the steam I was the best sex she ever had. She also put a post it note on the TV with her phone number and asked to please call her...... I think it may be love.... ;-)

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(441): clunt(sent)whats that?(RE)clown cunt

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