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Last night recieved "omg omg my mom found that bag with ur condoms. wtf was she doing in my drawer? the f*cked up thing is there are 2 more gone =[" MDT
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks (626): well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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Best. Handjob. Ever. (905): I'm guessing Kelly is over? (416): Nope. Home alone.
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I knew he was my Edward when he looked up with his face covered in blood, said "Ah, Periods happen", and kept tongue fucking me.
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sent: you walked around in your taco bell hat rec: whats wrong with that? sent: you asked girls if they would get the chick out of your ass rec: i dont speak spanish...
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Hey. (1-440) i'm so fucke dup, im melting into my couch right now
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Can you still text? (440)KWeP. The dinm ogf
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Why doesn't he understand that I don't give a shit if his heart is broken as long as his dick is okay?!
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Everyone was so shocked to hear that she was a virgin they were speechless. I said I could cure that problem for her and we hooked up. It was that simple.
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you should most likely keep me on a leash from now on. you don't even want to know who it was this time.
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IM GETTING SHAMROCKS TATTED AROUND MY NIPS. LEGIT I THINK SO.
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indigo kitty swag. meow.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet. (440): anything for my little brother.
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rec: Fyi 30 hrs up straight w whiskey don't expect magic fyi.. ha sent:lil drunk dont care rec: haha anal it is
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I wish my vagina tasted like cupcakes and shot money......
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Received: he has MASSIVE balls and a bad personality.
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i tell him to hold on like im doing something, but really im on google looking up dirty things to say to him.
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Yea her cell number is unde the contct name "hoe #9"
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