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My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (512): you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried

  • (248): Received this last night from a good friend... "OMG if I had doritos in my vagina i would be soooo popular!" MDT

  • (608): i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful

  • (347): And thats the reason why shes the one getting married and were the ones driving around for penis

  • (630): I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out.

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(427): I fucked my ex boyfriend's best friend last night. It's going to absolutely kill my ex when he finds out, I can't wait.

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(427): I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.

Great Night (263) Bad Night (63) Comment (15) More texts from (427)
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Remember The Pics From Last Night?

  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
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