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(420): And i woke up watching the Animal Planet naked.

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(420): my brother stayed the night at a friends house, and i the last thing i remember was bein wasted playing call of duty, then i woke up in my brothers bed, pissed my pants in my sleep, and found puke in my back seat..wtf

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(420): and we went on a "wheres the weed" treasure hunt.

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(420): So im messing with my friend brittany's boyfriend does that make me a bad friend?

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(420): didnt know what to think after a tried putting my key into my dads civic. my cars is the suburban parked next to it. got to love the older stepbrother

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(420): my ex broke up with me after a crazy night, and i took her virginity. i run into her a year later with a baby in her arms, and she decides to tell me now shees the only one shes ever had sex with

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(420): how high am i? i went into my kitchen cuz i heard my microwave stop, then i looked and i was cooking on the stove, and then i looked at my microwave and it said 4:20.

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(420): My area is 420;) happy pot day.

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(420): hit me up on 4/20 ill show you a good time

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(420): So I just at some sick turkey Bacon rawrrrrrrrrrr it tastes like real Bacon

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(420): YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SHOULD DO FOR MY DRUNK TEXTS ADD THIS IN THE "MORE DEBAUCHERY" what? THEY SHOULD HAVE MY4:20PMTEXTS.COM -i think thats the smartest thing you've said all dayy.

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(420): in effort to go party with my friends, I sent a text to my mom saying I had the weed and she should get ready to get the shit fucked out of her.

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(420): You were really drunk and I was wearing my Humboldt shirt and you kept reading it thinking it said "Humbolot." And you said that I was the part of the "Knights of Humbolot." Yeah...

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(420): We got zombie high in a big blue slide at the rotery kids park, doubled on a bike over to another friends house, smoked a joint and took bong hoots for an hour straight, when i finally made it home my grandma had prepared me a suprise stake dinner, SCORE :)

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