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(419): Just seen a midget drinking a tall boy at the bar. Ironic?

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(419): Dude, it felt like my eyes zoomed in on everything... I had like, super power vision! My eyes were probably bigger than a squierrles.

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(419): she told me the next day that she was doing shots of water with me not vodca! and when i passed out she took advantage of me twice!

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(419): (567)-hey how did your night go with that guy? (419)- you know how we all were drinking a lot right? (567)- ya.... (419)- so we were going at it and we switched positions to doggy and i was so close and then he vomited... on my back... then pulled out and came on my back...

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(419): I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.

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(419): He was wearing fucking goggles. and they were so tight on his face i thought his head was going to explode.

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(419): dude last night was out of line. this girl i met had an orgasm from just dry riding me. drew said i was passed out the entire time, but had a ragin boner. little did i know when i woke up this morning that my penis would be rubbed raw.

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(419): (R) When she saw you had a Darth Vader ring, she asked "Have you found your Princess Leia yet?" and instead of replying "No I'm single" you nerdly corrected her "Actually, Princess Leia was Vader's daugther"

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(419): I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, and I've already got one

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(419): (sent) Ok my paper is done, I'll proof read for unicorns in the morning.

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(419): The lights were out in the bathroom. I was scared so I peed in a cup in my friends room. But its okay, I laid down a towel.

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(419): Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.

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(419): Last night you drank your beer too fast and started choking. Then you looked down and pointed at your throat and said "Bad epiglottis!" (419): damn nursing school...

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(419): (S) I have heated leather seats for your ass (R) What is this concern for my ass all the sudden? (S) Great asses are in short supply, I have to take every effort to keep your's safe!

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(495): Just heard my brother having phone sex with his girlfriend.. He called her Princess Peach..

(724): I found a receipt for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. I think thats where my dog is.

(479): She works at a coffee shop. She just refferd my dick to as venti!!!! Looks like VENTI is my new nick name haha

(240): nipple piercings... trashy or classy? I just got one....but if its trashy im joking

(419): Just seen a midget drinking a tall boy at the bar. Ironic?

(419): Dude, it felt like my eyes zoomed in on everything... I had like, super power vision! My eyes were probably bigger than a squierrles.

(419): she told me the next day that she was doing shots of water with me not vodca! and when i passed out she took advantage of me twice!

(419): (567)-hey how did your night go with that guy? (419)- you know how we all were drinking a lot right? (567)- ya.... (419)- so we were going at it and we switched positions to doggy and i was so close and then he vomited... on my back... then pulled out and came on my back...

(419): I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.

(419): He was wearing fucking goggles. and they were so tight on his face i thought his head was going to explode.

(419): dude last night was out of line. this girl i met had an orgasm from just dry riding me. drew said i was passed out the entire time, but had a ragin boner. little did i know when i woke up this morning that my penis would be rubbed raw.

(419): (R) When she saw you had a Darth Vader ring, she asked "Have you found your Princess Leia yet?" and instead of replying "No I'm single" you nerdly corrected her "Actually, Princess Leia was Vader's daugther"

(419): I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, and I've already got one

(419): (sent) Ok my paper is done, I'll proof read for unicorns in the morning.

(419): The lights were out in the bathroom. I was scared so I peed in a cup in my friends room. But its okay, I laid down a towel.

(419): Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.

(419): Last night you drank your beer too fast and started choking. Then you looked down and pointed at your throat and said "Bad epiglottis!" (419): damn nursing school...

(419): (S) I have heated leather seats for your ass (R) What is this concern for my ass all the sudden? (S) Great asses are in short supply, I have to take every effort to keep your's safe!

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