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(405): and you just kept grabbing his dick, flailing it around in front of everyone saying i wish this was mac millers!!

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(405): Waking up at 5a.m with my hand stuck in your tolet bowl filled with milk and cereal and the spoon being in my mouth isn't my idea of a progressive night. .p.s., any clue who "big daddy" is because his underwear is too big for me...):

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(405): (rec'd): This Thursday is St. Patrick's Day. You will help me honor my ancestors by getting blackout drunk.

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(405): We were about to get it on when I forgot I had Winnie the Pooh underwear on, then he said he'll be tigger and hop in my ass...keeper?

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(405): You've got problems?! I just dropped all of my cocaine in the snow!

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(405): My girls family takes me to disney with them. Today I woke up to my girlfriends version of goodmorning (blow job). With her parents on the other side of the rv. (1-405): Disney is where dreams come true

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(405): woke up tryin to figure out how i got home last night. So i got outta bed and seen a mechanics jacket with a name that said Sam Moore. So i thought to myself ill be damned!

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(405): mew mew me drunkeeeeee,yea buddyy

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(405): No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.

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(405): (rec) APRIL I have no idea how to move my arms. (sent) W-what? (rec) And my knees DIED! I took my meds and forgot how to move.

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(405): She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?

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(405): You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.

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(405): I just used my calculator's batteries for my vibrator. I've never loved AP Statistics more in my entire life.

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(405): Are you suppose to get your fuck buddy a birthday card?! I showed up at his house just with those new sexy panties on ... figured that would be enough. please tell me I'm right!

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(206): he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.

(850): Lana is anal spelled backwards!! (1-850): We've been over this before! Are you drunk again? (850): Yes

(rokugirl): Last night i sent: "Don't Judge me, but I'm totally passed out on your back porch." MDT

(704): i just whacked it to the disney channel. does that make me a pedophile?

(440): he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.

(405): and you just kept grabbing his dick, flailing it around in front of everyone saying i wish this was mac millers!!

(405): Waking up at 5a.m with my hand stuck in your tolet bowl filled with milk and cereal and the spoon being in my mouth isn't my idea of a progressive night. .p.s., any clue who "big daddy" is because his underwear is too big for me...):

(405): (rec'd): This Thursday is St. Patrick's Day. You will help me honor my ancestors by getting blackout drunk.

(405): We were about to get it on when I forgot I had Winnie the Pooh underwear on, then he said he'll be tigger and hop in my ass...keeper?

(405): You've got problems?! I just dropped all of my cocaine in the snow!

(405): My girls family takes me to disney with them. Today I woke up to my girlfriends version of goodmorning (blow job). With her parents on the other side of the rv. (1-405): Disney is where dreams come true

(405): woke up tryin to figure out how i got home last night. So i got outta bed and seen a mechanics jacket with a name that said Sam Moore. So i thought to myself ill be damned!

(405): mew mew me drunkeeeeee,yea buddyy

(405): No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.

(405): (rec) APRIL I have no idea how to move my arms. (sent) W-what? (rec) And my knees DIED! I took my meds and forgot how to move.

(405): She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?

(405): You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.

(405): I just used my calculator's batteries for my vibrator. I've never loved AP Statistics more in my entire life.

(405): Are you suppose to get your fuck buddy a birthday card?! I showed up at his house just with those new sexy panties on ... figured that would be enough. please tell me I'm right!

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