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My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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you sat at the beach making loon calls for 45 minutes, it was the happiest i ever saw you when they started calling back.
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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Probably not the best idea for someone to dress up as an arab for halloween in nyc... no respect...
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Can i donate my period to you for the night??? I really wanna get it in
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Just had the biggest mindfuck as this kid was driving me around staten island so i could finish my 40... i thought i was back in RI
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Almost just got my ass kicked for being a bruins fan in NY... She's just jealous that our new england asses won the stanley cup
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I must say whenever i drink out of a 40 oz i feel like a champ! Not for the fact that I can finish it but for the pure fact that I can actually hold it!
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Did i get hit by a truck last night or is it just hungoverween???
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you called me mr. nigga..
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And that, it why I like hooking up with nursing students.
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Me :Well you see, you walked out in your underwear singing
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Rec: What exactly did i do last night? Sent :Well you see, you walked out in your underwear singing
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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Oh James straight up told me he was in love with me. Also, I just fucked Andy on his transformer bedsheets. WIN.
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so i had bomb sex last night and totally forgot a condom. do you think that drinking & smoking a lot for the next week might somehow stop his spawn from reaching my precious egg??
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