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Is it wrong that I keep my condoms and my bible in the same drawer?
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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he asks me questions while his dick is in my mouth. like how does expect me to answer, with sign langauge!?!
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world. (1-614): and what did he say? (614): there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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In terms of iPods, his dick was like an ipod shuffle...and the new ones, not even the old ones
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any girls willing to text me some nude pictures? ill send back if you have good photos. 204-818-6206
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So i puked in a big envelope in back seat of Dnuts car car... I puked all over his kids school photos. Im so Awesome....Kitten
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He said he would text me and I knew I shouldn't have blown him!
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I was drunk, emotional and needed my Mother. She was off doing keg stands with the rest of the party however.
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The once demure ashley claimed she wasn't drunk, while getting the word "WINNING" tattooed one her breasts.
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I feel so bad for telling everyone he was gay... before we had sex!
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Got drunk went to the park and threw those mortar fireworks at people as they tried to light their own and referred to it as "combat training" how was your night?
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Got drunk went to the park and threw those mortar fireworks at people as they tried to light their own and referred to it as "combat training" h
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Got drunk went to the beach and threw those mortar f
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I have shotgunned my third beer. I have the super beer and 5 shots of rum. Drink dirnl dink
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Here's a happy ending ....the crows are eating ur puke in my yard! Yuck! Stupid birds
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What happened to this site? Did the people that run it just stop caring? Last year there were TONS of texts about the end of the school year and leaving dorms and stuff. Nothing this year. It's disappointing.
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Last night I coulda sworn I was a man.
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Woke up this morning and saw that I had only one testicle and a tattoo of a dragon next to my dick.
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