(336): ill bring my backpack and you can jump in it. but you cant make any noise or ill drop you and run screaming

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(336): i dont think ive ever dove through my bedroom window so fast...

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(336): "Just remember this car weighs like four thousand lbs. if you hit anything... YOU win!"

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(336): "I don't care who's attacking you don't ash in my floor there's ashtrays everywhere!"

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(336): "How are you going to make a pong table out of that little table?" "you shut up man this room's about to be like a transformer!"

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(336): Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!

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(336): (r) i could hear you screaming, we'll be talking about their dicks on the ride home. (s) we didn't have sex, he just has amazing fingers. but how was your guys dick?

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(336): i look like i was mauled by a liger.

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(336): i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award

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(336): "and after i told you just to focus on the road and breathe.. you threw up ALL over my fucking car."

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(336): i was nominated MVP of beer pong. i was diving under the table for the balls. my summer is complete.

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(336): my speakers don't work in my car, so i listen to my ipod with the headphones while driving. of course i'm not going to be able to hear anything at all. i came home with a walker in my grill. tell me why the fuck an old womans going to be out in the middle of the road with her walker?

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(336): so wet tee shirt contest and third floor apartments don't mix. the downstairs neighbors are probably going to have a leaking roof. the apartments soaked and in a few weeks i'm almost positive weed will be growing from the carpet.

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(336): my mom just said "we're going to talk about last night, i had some strange guy sending me text messages that said i hear you need my cock.."

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