(336): Ha I shit in the pot puked in the tub at least I still know where it goes

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(336): She told me to cum in her cause shes on meopause,win?

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(336): JOIN ME IN THE QUEST TO FIND NARNIA

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(336): (sent) who was that old man that was passed out in the chair last night? (rec'd) oh, that's billy bob. he's awesome! nahh for real though, i saw him walking down the road and picked him up. (sent) what the fuck? what if he killed us all?! (rec'd) nahh billy bob's cool, he wouldn't hurt a fly.

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(336): I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.

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(336): I just put vagisil on my ass crack I hope it helps.

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(336): The golden arches are like beacons in the night

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(336): Im neuer celearatin nex years gaain

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(336): BSB n NKOTB were just perform4ng together...My childhood ir complete..

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(336): We were the only ones there without cowboy boots....then baby daddy walked in unexpectedly to see that baby mama was at the party with his friends...it was like one of those parties that you see in the movies, someone walks in and EVERYTHING gets dead quiet and everyone stares at each other with nothing to say.

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(336): christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms

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(336): i'm sittin here drinkin x-rated and eatin italian toast and my kitty ears are moving with every chew haha i love u taylooor for ur italian toast ;) lets go to italyy!

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(336): I have to have Thanksgiving at a retirement community's clubhouse...blah. (336) THE OLD PEOPLE ARE DOING JELLO SHOTS!!!!!

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(336): rcd: "you stayin tonight?" snt: "yes b ecause i cat drvems..idotk wnNa hoookb uo.**nut i zonr jknoeb lmowq...i knoW thois makeS sense".....2 days later, snt: "clearly the other night i have no clue what the hell i was trying to say other than i didn't wanna hook up and shit that obviously did not make sense...damn that tequila."

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