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(320): R: What happened last night? I woke up and my face was stuck to my pillow.... S: I nailed you in the face with cupcakes. R: you are going down.

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(320): If any baby could live through all this liquor, he/she would either be a vegetable or a fucking super hero

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(320): God your dick looks good in those jeans, I just want to pull it out and deep throat u.

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(320): After tonight, my dick feels like it just ran a marathon. (320-1) My stomach hurts.. I think I can feel your sperm dying inside. (320) yeah they're pretty hardcore

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(320): all the rooms in this house and no fuckin pillows.....

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(320): Are pussys harder to shave than balls (320) Well ya with all those lips and flaps and hidden trap doors it can get really intense

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(320): I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.

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(320): so, wat'd ya do last nite? (after getting a facebook status update of "what a nite.....") - re: got smashed and banged me a 23 yr. old chick i met at the bar.

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(320): As she laid naked next to me and rubbed my chest she told me she felt like a Petafile but couldn't help herself bc I reminded her of her boyfriend. I'm the man. She's 25 I'm 19 and her boy friend is a huge ripped mma fighter. Fuck!

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(320): As she rubbed my chest she told me she felt like a Petafile but couldn't help herself bc I reminded her of her boyfriend. I'm the man. She's 25 I'm 19 and her boy friend is a huge ripped mma fighter. Fuck!

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(320): At the laundromat with a spiked drink. please refer to the "F" section of your dictionary, then look for "functional alcoholic" There should be a picture of me!

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(320): Dude, i was just heaad banging to Skid Row youth gone wild so hard i fell over, compleate sober. I win :)

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(320): (rec) I figured if i put my expectations low enough, i cant disappoint myself.. and it works! (sent) ohh come on, you gotta find some motivation! (rec) i find motivation on adderal and im motivated to drink! lol

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(320): dude......where are my pants

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Best Friends :)

Awesomeness!

(815): you guys have been gone an hour. i don't care if you're fucking him, but my purse is in your car! (1-815): if you keep texting me while i'm trying to get laid, not only will i not give you a ride home, but i'll use all of your Icy Hot! (815): HANNAH, YOU WHORE!

(952): I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good

(603): Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...

(802): He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk.

(434): because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?

(320): R: What happened last night? I woke up and my face was stuck to my pillow.... S: I nailed you in the face with cupcakes. R: you are going down.

(320): If any baby could live through all this liquor, he/she would either be a vegetable or a fucking super hero

(320): God your dick looks good in those jeans, I just want to pull it out and deep throat u.

(320): After tonight, my dick feels like it just ran a marathon. (320-1) My stomach hurts.. I think I can feel your sperm dying inside. (320) yeah they're pretty hardcore

(320): all the rooms in this house and no fuckin pillows.....

(320): Are pussys harder to shave than balls (320) Well ya with all those lips and flaps and hidden trap doors it can get really intense

(320): I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.

(320): so, wat'd ya do last nite? (after getting a facebook status update of "what a nite.....") - re: got smashed and banged me a 23 yr. old chick i met at the bar.

(320): As she laid naked next to me and rubbed my chest she told me she felt like a Petafile but couldn't help herself bc I reminded her of her boyfriend. I'm the man. She's 25 I'm 19 and her boy friend is a huge ripped mma fighter. Fuck!

(320): As she rubbed my chest she told me she felt like a Petafile but couldn't help herself bc I reminded her of her boyfriend. I'm the man. She's 25 I'm 19 and her boy friend is a huge ripped mma fighter. Fuck!

(320): At the laundromat with a spiked drink. please refer to the "F" section of your dictionary, then look for "functional alcoholic" There should be a picture of me!

(320): Dude, i was just heaad banging to Skid Row youth gone wild so hard i fell over, compleate sober. I win :)

(320): (rec) I figured if i put my expectations low enough, i cant disappoint myself.. and it works! (sent) ohh come on, you gotta find some motivation! (rec) i find motivation on adderal and im motivated to drink! lol

(320): dude......where are my pants

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