(318): (318)-I guess them lyrica have me tipping cuz my jacket and is breathing man. It's like alive in the floor. And MY TEA man my tea is thick as fucking molasses I could barely swallow. (1-318)-I hey geyt yoi man thisrdr alarns for fire is goii g oFf

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(318): When the sober one of the three asks "What's on my pants?!" and the two stoned kids can honestly tell her it's strawberry jelly with seeds.

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(318): I was bisexual till i took a black monster. I'm gay now and LOVE it

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(318): so i just came out of my blackout, and all i am wearing is my girlfriends panties...not a bad look

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(318): Dude last night was epic shit. Like bigger than anything we ever did. People lost articles of clothing in the club

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(318): There is toooo much blood in my aclchol system :D

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(318): I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.

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(318): Dude, I'll be there in a little while I was sitting at a stop sign forever waiting for it to turn green (1-318): This is what I love you

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(318): You know you had a successful break when you open your backpack for school and all you have in it is a fifth of everclear.

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(318): He disappeared for about 2 hours and when he finally showed back up, he whispered, "Centipede" to the printer and then walked back out the door.

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(318): Don't come over yet! (1-318): Why are you ok bro? (318): Having sex on the kinect! I'm on tv !! (1-318): Bleep bloop, achievement unlocked, "Get Kinected!" (318): Hahahaha

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(318): She deep-throated the bottle and I blinked in shock, then realized half the bottle was gone! (1-318): Have fun tonight!

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(318): I think I lost you the first or second time you smoked. What happened? (1-318)That was the night I was abducted by those Mexicans. It was traumatic. (318) Ah! That's right!

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(318): You made me listen to a story about a man who beats his children so badly they were happy when he hacked them up with hatchet all because you nose hurt?

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