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(317): And just to let you know, Katy Perry smelled like cupcakes.

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(317): happy birthday bubba! love you! it's new years dumb ass, not my birthday.

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(317): I just had the most disappointing sex EVER! Somthin I thought was gonna be a lot of fun, turned into me hittin it on the couch missionary. I had more fun when I masterbated after she left.

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(317): I woke up with marshmallows stuck to my nipples, I had a good night

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(317): Dude, all we have in the fridge is tacos and beer. We have no food. What the hell are we gonna do when we run out of tacos?? "Well were just gonna have to get more tacos"...

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(317): Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.

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(317): Not only is your husband amazingly hot he shot the biggest load in my i have ever had! rec...He always does. I knew it was going to be a big load the way he grunted when he came. Glad you enjoyed it.

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(317): my hands were so small for the handcuffs that i could slip them off to hand the tow truck driver my car keys.. clutch

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(317): when i got my mug shot back, one of the guys said "that's a pretty picture you got there, you should facebook that!" ..oh yah profile pic

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(317): I hope you have an extra blow dryer (1-317): Why? (317): Your snowman was talking shit last night. Now he's s puddle

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(317): Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"

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(317): okay so last night. drove to louville. took the boyfriend to a strip club. went to the lq store and got a hotel. got WASTED. ended up naked playing a drinking game. and had amazing fucking sex. WIN? i love my life.

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(317): Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.

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(317): Gliter...everywhere! It looks like someone tried to fuck Ke$ha last night...

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(817): Ultimate walk of shame, had to walk 3 houses down and across the street in nothin but a towel while the neighbors family was outside staring

(416): I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon

(901): I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.

(613): I just took a shit on the greyhound and killed the whole bus. I don't think anyone likes me on here.

(317): And just to let you know, Katy Perry smelled like cupcakes.

(317): happy birthday bubba! love you! it's new years dumb ass, not my birthday.

(317): I just had the most disappointing sex EVER! Somthin I thought was gonna be a lot of fun, turned into me hittin it on the couch missionary. I had more fun when I masterbated after she left.

(317): I woke up with marshmallows stuck to my nipples, I had a good night

(317): Dude, all we have in the fridge is tacos and beer. We have no food. What the hell are we gonna do when we run out of tacos?? "Well were just gonna have to get more tacos"...

(317): Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.

(317): Not only is your husband amazingly hot he shot the biggest load in my i have ever had! rec...He always does. I knew it was going to be a big load the way he grunted when he came. Glad you enjoyed it.

(317): my hands were so small for the handcuffs that i could slip them off to hand the tow truck driver my car keys.. clutch

(317): when i got my mug shot back, one of the guys said "that's a pretty picture you got there, you should facebook that!" ..oh yah profile pic

(317): I hope you have an extra blow dryer (1-317): Why? (317): Your snowman was talking shit last night. Now he's s puddle

(317): Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"

(317): okay so last night. drove to louville. took the boyfriend to a strip club. went to the lq store and got a hotel. got WASTED. ended up naked playing a drinking game. and had amazing fucking sex. WIN? i love my life.

(317): Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.

(317): Gliter...everywhere! It looks like someone tried to fuck Ke$ha last night...

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