MDTxts
Pics Last Night
F You, Auto Correct!
Fun Facts
Facebooking Fail
JMML
Hipsters
Fixed It
Fail Family
OMG
BFF
(804):
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
(506):
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
(417):
(rcvd) dude amy fucking farted while we were 69'in... pretty sure i have pink eye now (sent) OWNED!!
(204):
He told me he wanted to "cum all over my onion rings"
(972):
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Home
Vote Up New Texts
Best Nights
Worst Nights
Colleges
Randomize
Pics
Submit
(315):
just took my birth control with a swig of jack, it's gonna be a good night.
Great Night
(
23
)
Bad Night
(
1
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
Im next to the car. (315): I lied im in a field.
Great Night
(
11
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
Me: I need a bagel, advil the plan B and my self respect if you found it last night. Any of those that you can bring me would be great. My Assistant Manager: I need a diet pepsi and a garbage can nearby...this is going to be a long day at work
Great Night
(
10
)
Bad Night
(
3
)
Comment
(1)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
Hmm, first time getting butt fucked while shitfaced and stoned out of my mind. Win?
Great Night
(
4
)
Bad Night
(
3
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
karma's a bitch cause my dad caught him getting blown by german girl and guzzling beers in the parking lot
Great Night
(
3
)
Bad Night
(
20
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Great Night
(
107
)
Bad Night
(
42
)
Comment
(1)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
I'm actually kinda glad i woke my roommate up by having loud sex it makes up for all the times he didn't do his dishes
Great Night
(
18
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Great Night
(
83
)
Bad Night
(
10
)
Comment
(4)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Great Night
(
145
)
Bad Night
(
24
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
i just got a call from my dad, probably shouldn't have answered it while i was gettin head?
Great Night
(
11
)
Bad Night
(
2
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
The next time you decide to get me completely wasted, don't make me sleep in your car. I hate hearing about how it smells like puke. That was your fault, not mine!
Great Night
(
13
)
Bad Night
(
7
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
E, you will never ever be my friend again! You made the floor melt! I was just not ready for that!
Great Night
(
11
)
Bad Night
(
4
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
Go on your laptop puter thingy and find out what ther acceptance rate is for clown schools and harvard. PLease :). I guess its harder to get into clown school
Great Night
(
9
)
Bad Night
(
0
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(315)
(315):
you know its gunna be bad when murfitt and james cant drink anything unless its through a funnel..
Great Night
(
5
)
Bad Night
(
2
)
Comment
(0)
More texts from
(315)
1
2
3
4
5
6
...
23
Next Page
Remember The Pics From Last Night?
Pic from (843)
Pic from (702)
Pic from (207)
Pic from (509)
Pic from (859)
Pic from (421)
Pic from (254)
Pic from (918)
Pic from (877)
Pic from (972)
Pic from (609)
Pic from (386)
Pic from (713)
Pic from (614)
Pic from (615)
Pic from (317)
Best Friends :)
Funny Videos
Make a Dare
Your Mind Blown - FACTS
Awesomeness!
