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I love getting high and having all this random Ebay shit show up 3 days later. I got a freakin nacho holder sombrero today! Wanna come over? BRING CHIPS!
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested? (610): well i fucked her too, so yes.
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Haha alcohol is a sneaky bastard. Like a fake friend. You never know what he's going to do to you...
(908):
i just shit so hard i bounced a little
(619):
he tried to fuck me while he was wearing a snuggie..
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(314):
Don't fuk wy me. I'm gona missa real life. But fuck. Interput dat mf.
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Is it bad that id rather be hanging out with the guy I hooked up with last year than my bf...and its my bfs birthday? Need more to drink
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Done, Did, Diddy, Diong. Night Night. Crazy ass day at da Party Cove. Strange, fam, who dat, what evar. ST.
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Havin troble f. WasteD. Goin black nevver cummin back. One eyed craigsta niiiii.
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being pro-choice is like being bi-sexual for abortion
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*high friend*rec: I FEEL LIKE MY EARS ARE BREATHIN' FEEL FREE TO VOTE ME BITCH.! rec: QUOTE*
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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Yea, well you're as useless as a dollar store pregnancy test.......
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:D Sweetie pea boobies
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Nothing like falling asleep with a tit in your hand.
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so pretty much this is how the night started... there were four straight girls who were taking shots of captain talking about how we would NEVER go down on another girl EVER. then as we took some more shots, there was a 3 way kiss. THEN there were MORE shots and we all fucked eachother and i was on my period but no one seemed to care. you fingered me with a condom... THEN i woke up and went to church still drunk with puke in my hair and a lesbian orgy fresh on my mind. i think that should clear up any confusion you may of had:)
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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She said she was the Cookie Monster and that my vagina smelled likes cookies and she wanted to "Nom nom nom nom that shit"
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