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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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Just tricked some stupid bitch into showing me her breasts, told her they would let me know if she was pregnant
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udging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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If this bitch calls me a slut one more time, I will sleep with her boyfriend!
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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Makeup sex is the greatest roughest thing ever created to do on school nights
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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Rcvd:have you heard from ashley at all? Sent:yeah at 1am she texted me black
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home.
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As a homosexual, can I just say-- stop calling Edward Cullen gay. We don't want him either.
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Howd you meet this guy? (612): I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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we played rape! he demonstrated how he would rape me and gave me his id to give to the cops afterward.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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