(307): She keeps asking for more shots of Jim "Dean". Should I tell her it's Jim "Beam" or just give her some of my breakfast sausage-- if you know what I mean?

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(307): We fucked in the bathroom right next to his brother's room...with the door open. We tore the shower curtain, broke the mirror, and woke up with bruises and a slight concussion. Great Night.

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(307): so osifer your telling me there is a house with car parts and a house with car parts

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(307): (S) duuude i kin fuckin piss standing up! how bad asss is that, i must b sober causse iffn i was drunk i coulndt do that (R) Didn't I tell you to go to bed?

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(307): (R) You drunk already?? LOL (S) noooooooo!!!!!!!?!!!!$$*( justinnebreeatd

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(307): (R) I really suggest bed for you lady... (S) fuck bed (R) Go to bed!! (S) FUCK BED

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(307): (recvd) dude do you know y kayla broke up wit me? (sent) lmao probably cuz you were so wasted you pissed on her tv and then slammed the door in her face when she tried to stop you....beer pong again tonight ?

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(307): Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done

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(307): reading my drunk texts makes me horny... fuck

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(307): I guess we were so excited for Spring Break 2011 we couldn't even decide where to go so we booked each flight for the next 3 years, on MY credit card.

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(307): there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends

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(307): I even took my little green man off of my hangover cure this morning. Successful study night!

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(307): so he bought me 5 shots then made out with me and said he had a girlfriend....so i went home with someone else and woke up to epic breakfast

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(307): (sent) its ok i know he isnt over me yet... he was giving me the same look he gave me right before he'd kiss me! (rcvd) i cant wait til his girlfriend hears about this one

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