(306): Really? Fuck, i don't remember you leaving my place. (1-306) I was at your fucking place?!? (306) DUDE! Seriously? You puked all over my bathroom. There's even puke on the ceiling. (1-306) I'll come help clean up. (306) No don't worry, I told Adam he did it.

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(306): cCm

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(306): Dude I just snoodled my finger. Fuck im so alone

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(306): A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him!

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(306): Some man who is close to 70 asked me if the 'dingle berry's' on my necklace matched my nipples.

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(306): some lady said "you really shouldn't take your purse with you to the back seat". it's a toothpaste stain.

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(306): Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.

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(306): (Sent):You should call the cops on me in 20 min and say im disturbing shit around 711. Do it. (Rcvd): Why? (sent): Nachos get cold when you walk home retard

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(306): (rec) whatcha thinking about? (sent) how good your siste is in bed

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(306): After making me cum like ten times in five minutes, my fuck buddy said okay, roll over, time to cuddle! Then he wouldn't let me go all night. Is that weird?

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(306): IF THERE WAS A PROBLEM YO I'LL SOLVE IT!

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(306): I was so hungover this morning I cried during a taylor swift song. That drunk.

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(306): (sent) that girl your trying to sleep with looks like my mom!! (rec) exactly.

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(306): (recieved) dude im at justines and everyone just decided to go streaking!!!!! (sent) I'm at justines too, you're the only one that went.

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