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woke up with bruises up and down my legs, on my arms, scrapes on my feet, and cuts on the inside of my lips and on my tongue. what happened? (rcvd): you and one of your exs left the party to find out what hate sex was like.
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You smashed his rockband guitar after the song was over then got mad when you couldnt play any more so his gf gave you head to calm you down
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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the room is spinning and i'm being attacked by a flying demon moth of doom!!! AHHIGGHHHHH
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240-So should both teams put the cheerleaders in to play defense? 304-See a whole bunch of cheerleaders getting plowed. Just not in the porno sense. HA!
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S - Hehe. I'm a naughty professor. R - Lol. S - Pics on the way. (pics sent) R - wow. so sexy! You look good with a dick in your mouth. S - I knew you'd like it baby. :)
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S (pic of me in super cutie panties) - think I can worship Jesus in these?
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R - If you're my little lionness does this mean you have a pride? Oooooh if I sexually satisfy all three of you, will you hunt food for me?! S - LOAO (laughing our asses off)!! R - A pride full of beautiful women sounds better than a harem.
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(304) So what do you suppose I tell my parents when I go home with a hicky on my neck, bruises covering my inner thighs, and I can barely walk straight? (304) Sorry mom I was DTF?
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Last night my date gave me a full body massage, took out my trash, put thr toilet seat down, AND bought me coffee. :)
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(724): what are you wearing? (304): pjs. (724): come here. (304): well, id' need to shower and get dressed. (724): no shower. just get dress and leave. how long? (304): But why get dressed just to get naked? Lol. 5 minutes.
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S - So, I'm at the bar where she's bartending... She gave me my amaretto sour and said "let me get your cherry." I said, "I don't like them. You can eat my cherry." Haha! R - Smooth. :-p
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I wanted to eat her pussy til she told me shes farting her ass off!! I said, fuck you, ur not blowing my chin off!!!!
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Ever been so horny you just wanna grab a random stranger and fuck the hell out of them? *sigh* That's just so unsanitary...
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Oh babe you look good enough to eat! Ill have the 2 huge grilled breasts, with the vag in its own juices, a piece of asshole pie, n some ass cheek alamode!!!!! Yum yum!!
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How many drinks have you had? (1-304): A few, but it's ok because I just drunk I don't ever get drinks. (304): You mean I just drink but don't ever get drunk? I think your lying. Lol
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Hurry im makin out w freshman
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
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