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(304): They knew as soon as you asked them if you could have a 50 piece mcnugget meal.

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(304): I am drunk. I cant walk. Waffle # xoxo gossip girv.

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(304): im so drunk and i want to apparate but, i never got my letter to hogwartz so i have to wait

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(304): But dude her tits were huge... (304).. yea and so is her stomach

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(304): Just relized my silly bandz matched my underwear

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(304): What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"

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(304): Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.

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(304): and you humped me in dollar general. ill never be able to look at cookies the same now

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(304): I need to stop fucking my boyfriend's brother...

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(304): I feel like if a bug flew by me right now I would attract it. That's how sticky I am.

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(304): I thought i was eating really bland smarties but it turned out they were just tums.

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(304): I just found puke in my bra..

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(304): I didn't realize the floor was that far away

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(304): (sent): she would give me head while playing mw2, have sex, make me breakfast naked, then wanna play me in mw2. she's a keeper ? (rec'd) doode, get it, or I will!

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