(302): No I didn't mention you it's more like I couldn't not tell people that I woke up alone in someone elses bed naked with only a condom on with no idea how I got there

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(302): i posted flyers all over trying to find a chick to do bukkake.lol im winning.lmao

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(302): like the rap song says, instead she put the monkey bread around my dick and spun it like a helicopter.lol classic.lol

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(302): We signed the contract and made the downpayment on the tour. So it's finally officially official. Officially!... Olfactorily!

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(302): dude, what the hell happended last night at the party, i woke up to make a pot of coffee and the coffee pot was filled wit urine?? looks like i will be going to 711 for coffee and the coffee maker will be out at the next yard sale.lmao

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(302): i just got sum monkey bread poked a hole in the center and spun it around on my weiner like a propeller.lol

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(302): i called 411 and asked if they had a number for a girl interested in bukkake or gokkun.lol

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(302): i wanna go to sonic and press the button to order with my weiner can we go?lol

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(302): the weather man says that i should go out and expose myself to the sun, does that mean its ok to go outside in the nude and drink my 12 pack.lol

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(302): i was real with you think what you want..(me) i said no thats why you hooked up with home boy in AC

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(302): got thrown out of moes for trying to order burritos in my boxers.lol

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(302): sitting here naked in my chair with my 3d glasses on watching porn how awesum.lol

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(302): seriously; ive never wanted to have sex so much in my life lol cant get enough of it.. thats what she said

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(302): jeremy i dont miss you ur wrong i was always stressed out with u and im happy now.. love is free and if u fuk it you pay for it.. not my fault.. grow the fuck up..lol

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