(262): She called me crying about how her boyfriend cheated on her with the roommate freshman year. I was so drunk I said "cheater cheater, pumpkin eater."

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(262): Just woke up in the bathroom holding a coozie and wearing a bra that is not mine. I do not see P___ and am not sure of my location. A man that closely resembles the gentleman from Jersey Shore is fucking a blonde over the bathtub. I don't believe they know I am here. Pretending I am asleep until I can plot my next move.

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(262): Dude my sister's friend caught me jacking off (1-262): That sucks! haha (262): Not really... She asked if I needed any 'help' and proceeded to suck my dick.

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(262): Received- I am a wizard and you are a dragon, I want to use my magic wand to turn you into a voluptuous lady ;)

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(262): Can I just say I do not care that Justin bieber is 17 I was getting so turned on when I was listening to him, I had to fuck the first guy I saw

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(262): Am I sober? Because I feel fucked up

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(262): Just another Monday if you're single

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(262): Gingers may not have souls, but they fuck soooo well. (920): You text me at 4am to tell me that? worth it.

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(262): its like it KNOWS! im playing tap tap fuucked up and teh first song i played was i got soul, im so wasted. win?

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(262): Sent: took my birth control with a shot of vodka Rec: dont you take it at like 3 in the afternoon? Sent: yeah, so? Rec: you were drunk at 3 again? Sent: yeah, so?

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(262): we were cleaning up the puke on the floor, he was half passed out and out of knowhere, he yells "Ya know that sonya? ya, shes a bitch!" She was cleaning his clothes.

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(262): Dude so when my drunk ass came to, she was finishing and then reached for something to spit it in.... that was my favorite water bottle... Ass, you owe me

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(262): nothing like waking up to ur drunk dad thinking ur his friend and telling you "wake up you bitch"

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(262): nothing like waking up to you drunk thinking ur his friend and telling you "wake up you bitch"

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