(260): A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him

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(260): A+ night. just had the best sex ever and now she's sitting on top of me feeding me ice cream :)

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(260): When I return - you me bed (260) thats a big ten four!

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(260): Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.

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(260): seeing the video of me swimming in the pool acting like a aligator said that one more shot is always a bad idea

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(260): Meet me at five guys now so I don't do someone stupid

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(260): I'm eating Ramen noodles on the sole basis of it sounding Asian.

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(260): Went to see Clash of titans with this girl ,made her keep the 3d glasses whipped out my cock and yelled Release the Krakken!!

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(260): I have more legos then I do friends

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(260): Reading MDT makes me feel so much better about sleeping around, because I know somewhere out there, there's a bigger whore.

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(260): I took my dealer to dinner tonight. Sad what securing a solid dealer has come to these days.

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(260): his pick up line was "baby are you drunk? because we can get crunk up in my bunk. (recv'd) well did it work? (sent) ....thats not the point

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(260): My brother came in high acting very crazy and my mother asked him if they needed to put him on medication. With a perfectly straight face, he replied, "There’s no medication for being awesome."

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(260): (Myself texting my ex's sister) Sent: I meant to tell you earlier, but me and your brother had sex in your bed. He told me he knew where your porn was too Received: You had sex in my bed? on my pillows and watched my porn too? Sent: It wasnt on the pillows. And it was only for a second. And we didnt watch the porn Received: Okay, so your naked ass was in my bed? with my brother? Gross Sent: Better I tell you than him. Oh, and it was like 3 months ago too....

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