(250): I wish ATM machines had breathalyzer tests. Then maybe I won't be so broke all the time. (1-250) But wheres the fun in that ? (250) I spent $58 on pretzels last night. I dont even like pretzels

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(250): Any horny sexy girls have a blackberry here's my pin 2356998F

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(250): I'm so hammered I don't know which way is left or which left is when it's right fucked

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(250): I just realized that after watch porn on my iphone i need to press "done" to close it.... I think apple knows what we r doing...

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(250): recieved: Got my tooth pulled feels so much better. ((Sent)):yah true i made tacos in foods class mmmm so good chicken sour cream salsa jaeploneos cheese

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(250): yah true i made tacos in foods class mmmm so good chicken sour cream salsa jaeploneos cheese

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(250): Is it still driving drunk if you don't turn the car on and just push?

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(250): Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.

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(250): I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.

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(250): 911 is on speed dial, i got a 2'6 at hand and an extra pair of clothes just in case. i'm ready to party :)

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(250): dude im in the mcds drivethru waiting for my food soooo rippped; i ordered 3 meals all with different drinks so that way they wouldnt think i was stoned and had the munchies!

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(250): I have to say something to him that says: "I want to jump your bones" but also says "Im not a slut". Its difficult!

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(250): Haha this will be a sticky situation to get out of (no dirty reference here either)

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(250): Hey ma. I'm so drunk. I had to pretend I was pregnant to get out quick. But I flashed the bands. They saw my boobs. But it was okay. Channy got a drum stick, I got a hat and 3 numbers. Love you :) (rec) cRazy girls.

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