(248): She told me when she gets high she masturbates to the bass drops in all these dubstep songs, wtf.

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(248): rcvd: what are we gonna do if I come over? sent: have sex rcvd: be there in 10!

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(248): btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese

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(248): S: where are you? R: idk S: who are you with? R: idk S: well do you wanna meet up? R: idk S: are you okay? R: idk S: Jesus you've gotta give me more info R: idk. (i was actually just really stoned sitting on my friends couch)

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(248): I would have sex with her except for the fact that I am desperately afraid that my penis would get sucked into that death portal to hell that she refers to as her vagina and on that note no never

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(248): Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.

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(248): Dude, yeah last night did just happen and I didn't realize I got with him and his best friend, in my best friends room. She's going to hate me for this.

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(248): dammit. i have zits on my ass. im officially fat. time to hit the gym!!

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(248): When we were laying in bed he asked me if i wanted him to feed me cheez-its cause it was like the stoner version of feeding me grapes

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(248): Did we just fuck in my car? I believe so... Was there a condom? Umm about that hahaha here is $50 for plan b get on that soon!

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(248): Your pillow smells like liqour. And i feel like im gonna puke

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(248): no worries...it was funny tho. He sleep-walked up stairs, pissed in my closet, and went right back downstairs.

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(248): you called me at 11:12 last night to rant about how pluto is not a planet anymore

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(248): S: Just made out with someone. R: OMG WHO?! S: Drunk.

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