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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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this little boob of mine, im gonna let it grow...
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I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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woke up in nicee clothes but no bra found out 3 weeks later after being ungrounded that I was dancing to 98.7 naked a this is the first time I had met this guy
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SENT: dude wtf happened last night, did we get kicked out of the club? Clearly im not of of those classy chicks who remembers shit Received: Yeah we got kick out, not for any good reason tho, But how is your head?! i was so scared when you fell over the rail lol we also came home with the pizza man... what a nightt ! (cross getting delivered to your house with your pizza off the list)
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im seriiys babe yoiur gorgeous and sweet god id rteaaakkky reaallyy like your
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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blow job and step brothers? (1-226) over in 10 put the dvd in
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lost my vcard!! only problem is while he was inside me he told me not to get too attached .... so i guess i shouldn't call him again???
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wbere ars you? Im on floor ghris ath badr? I niss you
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(226-) we were facebook friends for 20 minutes when she said lets watch step brothers at my place (519) haha (226) stepbrothers is code for stick your dick in me (226) where do you meet these girls?
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she told me that he was laying face first in the parking garage puking and the police said happy birthday
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SHE LICKED MY WEINUS
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226-his tongue was bigger than his dick 1-226- win for you and fail for him? 226- fail for both
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(226-1) i am gonna cum everywhere (226-2) just not in my hair thats hard to get out (226-1) true but its hot (226-2) face shots are hot i am so glad i have eye protection this time (226-1) i hope i didnt get it up your nose
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(R) your comin to my funeral right? (S) what are you about to do? (R) im smashed and in an apartment full of bitching women and about to yell "OH SHUT UP AND TAKE A MYDOL!" (S) your my new hero
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