(218): You do realize that when your cousin drove our drunk asses to Taco Bell at 1am, you proceeded to tell the guy working there everything we wanted and who it was specifically for, then when we got to the window, promised him that we were the only two drunk and your cousin was 100% sober.

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(218): he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this

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(218): Hahahah ok fare warning im im pass out zone cause im in bed or a bed like surface

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(218): Is a strippers vagina still considered a private part

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(218): Did you know my cum looks really white on a black chicks boobs. Haha

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(218): so i had a good idea to go steal a bag of ice at the gas station i thought i would run faster in just my boxers so i stripped down and grabbed the bag of ice and ran o and we had free ice in the casino

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(218): I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.

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(218): Come to buFfalo. Dawm said you sre coming. Weer have obviosly started

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(218): time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.

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(218): If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me

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(218): I just burped and smoke came out.

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(218): I just coughed and smoke came out

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(218): we're so making a "pink box" that only vends pornos! you in? (1-218) fuck yes.

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(218): (sent) omg im so druvk!! (rcvd) dude its not even 9:30...

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