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(218): (348) can we get a tow? (392) what happened? where are you? (348) Jake drove his station wagon across the lake into a snow bank screeming im on the moon (392) ill grab my tow strap

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(218): (213) cops showed up what do i do? (348) offer the cop a beer i bet hes thursty.

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(218): Was it just me or was everybody else waiting for Amy Winehouse to OD on some shit?

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(218): 20 pbrs...$12, a woman's undivided attention... $100, forgotten trip to walgreens...$0...itchy crotch and not being able to piss for a week...priceless?

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(218): Were getting drunk so we can leave a drunk text...were almost there

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(218): Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.

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(218): We threw her drunk ass on the coach cuz she couldn't stand and she says, "Whoa! That was like the Matrix...except not." True story bro

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(218): He pulled over in a random parking lot and insisted we needed to have sex, we were going at it hardcore until i noticed he had pulled into the parking lot of Planned Pregnancy. Most def a buzz kill...

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(218): we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard

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(218): It's birthday sex.... SO not the same thing as a one night stand with some random guy..

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(218): Sent- my new dearest ambition is to sit in a giant bowl of mashed potatoes, it would be like sitting on a delicious cloud. Received- you started smoking without me didn't you. Sent- butter raindrops? Received - let me get high and then we can discuss this.

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(218): I'm so high I just yelled at my fish for 15 mins about how bad over feeding is then sat down with my cat and watched a animal abuse show just to show him what a good life he has! Never again.. I promise!

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(218): "Did you have sex with him??" (218-2) "No, we just interchanged vagina and penis."

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(218): (Rcvd): oh good god craiiest noight of my fucn lufem I'm ion a cab wioth a man sign garrth brooks saw a 3 some and hid in a claset for an hour aaaannnnd skyppe tomoperow plzz

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(832): Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.

(281): rec'd: "i should of been doing cocaine instead." I ask why, response: "cuz i wouldn't of been with that bitch."

(845): tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.

(420): you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck

(818): Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks

(218): (348) can we get a tow? (392) what happened? where are you? (348) Jake drove his station wagon across the lake into a snow bank screeming im on the moon (392) ill grab my tow strap

(218): (213) cops showed up what do i do? (348) offer the cop a beer i bet hes thursty.

(218): Was it just me or was everybody else waiting for Amy Winehouse to OD on some shit?

(218): 20 pbrs...$12, a woman's undivided attention... $100, forgotten trip to walgreens...$0...itchy crotch and not being able to piss for a week...priceless?

(218): Were getting drunk so we can leave a drunk text...were almost there

(218): Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.

(218): We threw her drunk ass on the coach cuz she couldn't stand and she says, "Whoa! That was like the Matrix...except not." True story bro

(218): He pulled over in a random parking lot and insisted we needed to have sex, we were going at it hardcore until i noticed he had pulled into the parking lot of Planned Pregnancy. Most def a buzz kill...

(218): we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard

(218): It's birthday sex.... SO not the same thing as a one night stand with some random guy..

(218): Sent- my new dearest ambition is to sit in a giant bowl of mashed potatoes, it would be like sitting on a delicious cloud. Received- you started smoking without me didn't you. Sent- butter raindrops? Received - let me get high and then we can discuss this.

(218): I'm so high I just yelled at my fish for 15 mins about how bad over feeding is then sat down with my cat and watched a animal abuse show just to show him what a good life he has! Never again.. I promise!

(218): "Did you have sex with him??" (218-2) "No, we just interchanged vagina and penis."

(218): (Rcvd): oh good god craiiest noight of my fucn lufem I'm ion a cab wioth a man sign garrth brooks saw a 3 some and hid in a claset for an hour aaaannnnd skyppe tomoperow plzz

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