(209): IF IT WASN'T FOR THE COLOR BROWN I COULD BE LIVING ON THE MOON BY NOWWW!!! (623) what??? (209) OBAMA HATES ALIENS!!!...Ps: spilled bones and broken blood...that is the sound of bad driving.LOL (623) I want whatever you're on.

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(209): ahhhh i coulda got a falcon! (209-2) *says man in samuri suit* (209) we know eachother too well :)

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(209): yeah but you can't get pregnant in the county jail anyways...

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(209): Beer shits+ the repercussions of anal =i want to dieeee! (530) dude fuck hercules you deserve one of those disney heroes shirts!

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(209): Can't drink anymore.out of patron.won driveway lesbian wrestling...my ass hurts.can't find my phone. OMGGGG I'm a beast! (209) if you cant find your phone how are you texting me? (209) DON'T QUESTION THE CHAMP BITCH!!

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(209): runs in the family. least i wasn't wasted i just got the piss scared outta me:)

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(209): So I'm drunk and for some reason reading these drunk texts isn't as funny a usual. 510: because your dunk ass understands them now!

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(209): hey we're here where are you? [Sent at 11:30] (209)-2: the bushes [received at 2:30]

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(209): The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one

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(209): You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.

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(209): Balls are gross and yet somehow when I'm drunk they always end up in my mouth

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(209): Want to know the best thing about waking up still drunk? (1-209): What? (209): NOOOO hangover :) (1-209): You have a serious problem...

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(209): I was looking at top baby names of the decade and I do not see one car name for girls bullshit right!?

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(209): These girls next to me are talking about stealing their roomates adderral and selling it, but they don't know what to do. As a former drug dealer, should i offer sales advice?

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