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(209): hector just spewed all over your couch..(925) yeah...hes a bitch.

(209): Sent: She was on top waving her arms, when I asked her what the hell she was doing she said dick bending Reply: Ok bro, no more taking your dates to M Night Shayamalan movies

(209): sent:: ... I'm high so i'll believe just about anything right now... rec:: JESUS CAME BACK WITH ALIENS AND THEY WANT ALL THE TWINKIES OF THE WORLD! sent:: Not THAT high, thank you very much.

(209): Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?

(209): Dude, just ate this girl out while she was on the phone with her boyfriend! (Rcvd): Who's the girl? (Sent): Ashley Petersen! (Rcvd): So she wasn't finger fucking herself while on the phone with me... I'm going to kill you (Sent): I think this calls for a lawlz

(209): Why is there a burrito in my mailbox? (1-209): Idk (209): ... Should I eat it?

(209): Dust got away with drunk driving. Im good. good i say!

(209): Beer spilled in my cut. Its feels santitized

(209): i asked him if your canadian does that mean your from canadia? why dont i think first! (1-209) Cause your a dumbass slut who uses her pussy more then her brain

(209): just ate some jarred peaches at 3 in the afternoon and all I could think was "this would be fucking BOMB if I had some vodka" (1-209) I'm so proud!

(209): I knew it was bad when my high heel was bigger than his dick.

(209): I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.

(209): Some 8th graders won't stop texting me. I even called them the Lollipop Guild and asked if it was passed there bed times. They don't understand..

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