(207): I was in the lounge one day at college and two people walked by us talking, but it was too quiet to hear. All of the sudden seconds later down the hallway the female speaks loudly: "OMG, SOMEBODY POOPED IN MY CAR?!" The two other people and I in the lounge were cracking up a lot. Gotta love the college life.

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(207): one moment im on her bed thinking how tired i was and next i wake up in my car in the middle of the city, the heat on blast, no socks on and my feet really sticky in my shoes.

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(207): so wasted I went to pick up the bright red thing ontop of the hooka not realizing it was an ember, droped it, knocked over the hooka and vodka shaking my hand, and set the carpet on fire. after DDRing on it trying to put it out i hid in the corner til they found it and put it out.

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(207): My mother forced me to take cold medicine this morning because i could not explain to her that my sore throat was from your penis and not germs -__-

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(207): I just tryed to text you with my beer. It didn't work to well.

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(207): Dude I just listened to monster magnet crop circle and almost came in my pants.

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(207): Why I thought pre-gaming for The Lion King 3D was a good idea, I'll never know...

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(207): (s): I've never felt as legitimate as I do now. Margarita glass full of chocolate pudding in one hand, chicken tender n the other. (r): .... (s): Yeah. Ik.

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(207): - tanning tomarow? - im dilunk., kaylas tali8ng bo9utg ur p0ost qabout kayla oooots - omg you would be drunk and not tell me there was a party - ahaaha i lo9ve uuu

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(207): - i got so wrecked last night i slept on a fluffy rug - haha where the fuck did u do that - in some secret library in calebs room, ceriously i find a new room everytime i go there

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(207): So I found out why they call her Shouting Shelly. The neighbors were mighty pissed.

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(207): Well your first mistake was thinking this wouldn't be a mistake....

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(207): this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!

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(207): (772:) dude he's so hootttttttt (916:) he can see you staring at him. (772:) he likes that other chick though ive got no chance :( (916:) flash your tits and he'll be groveling at your feet

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