(203): Tonight on the way home from his house I was smoking the fourth blunt of the night (three were with him) and I had to pull over on the side of the road to throw up out my car door because I coughed so hard I made myself sick. Fucking awesome night bro

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(203): So last night on the way home from your house I decided to smoke a blunt, so I rolled one. Then I decided I was going to roll another one for when I take a shower when I get home. Then I remembered that I had already showered this morning..so I just smoked that blunt in the car too. Then really high me decided it was a good idea to buy another 4 blunts and smoke one more before going home. The good news? High me knew I'd want to wake and bake and rolled me the three extra blunts. High me is an amazing roller haha

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(203): I'm bringing Kev with me tomorrow to deliver flowers...Just bought a quarter...Gonna be a gooood Valentine's Day.

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(203): Shh i am not. i'm just un believably horny. i want to have sex with him so bad. i guess thats a good thing. and he prolly dsnt think i feel that way lol what would he say if he knew i wanted to jump his bones on a constant basis?

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(203): I woke up this morning on the street and when i walked inside none of my friends had clothes on

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(203): Wears my pants? I think there in ur car

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(203): Nothing happened but this black boy like wanted it he was really big and tall so he kept picking me up and he fed me a pickle....

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(203): Dude im so drunk i cant open my face eyse EYES

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(203): Okay. That's almost not fair, it's like having two virginities. Oh the life of a bisexual.

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(203): Conversation this morning: Me-Did we have sex last night? Him-Does your ass hurt? Me-We are not going to Humphrey's anymore. Him-Agreed.

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(203): I wokee up on an air matress in my neighbors back yard, yelled for someone to help me find waldo then fell back asleep.. why havent they called the police ?

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(203): She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places

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(203): Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me

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(203): all i want is goalie penis. is that so hard? i mean its not like i asked for a unicorn or anything.

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