(202): (202) were you hungover this morning? (703) yeah and i think i burned my arm with a cigarette (202) yeah dude you pressed the lit end into your arm and jimmy's french kid was yelling at you "YOU'RE WASTING IT! YOU'RE WASTING IT!!!!"

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(202): we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"

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(202): all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons

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(202): woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night

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(202): I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.

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(202): i went on mydrunktexts to make sure none weren't about me last night

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(202): just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog

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(202): 8===D~~~~ (.) (.)

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(202): i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.

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(202): i know but we crack each other up the whole time. which is a nice feature considering she's ripping out my vagina hair.

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(202): The bad part isn't that he's three inches when he's hard. Well yeah, I mean it is the bad part but he doesn't seem to know that he's how do i say it that he's small. he cant give me good head and he hurts when he sucks my tits. Thank frigging god he's good looking and has money because every other girl thinks hes a studd.

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(202): brb while i go rape my camel.

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(202): The man on roller skates passing me this morning thought my walk of shame with no shoes and his baseball shorts on was hilarious... until he ran into a tree

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(202): you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.

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