• MDTxts
  • Pics Last Night
  • F You, Auto Correct!
  • Fun Facts
  • Facebooking Fail
  • JMML
  • Hipsters
  • Fixed It
  • Fail Family
  • OMG
  • BFF

My Drunk Texts From Last Night - MDT

  • (217): just woke up in a strange living room. my mouth tastes like vodka, weed, & cock, and my underwear are gone. (rec'd) your panties are in my car, babe. i'll be there in a few for round two.

  • (541): Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]

  • (732): I woke up with 3 different sized condom wrappers next to my bed, I AM GOLDIECOCKS!!!

  • (318): He wasn't that bad. He was dark and handsome. When it was dark, he was handsome. So i did it!

  • (302): i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it

  • Home
  • Vote Up New Texts
  • Best Nights
  • Worst Nights
  • Colleges
  • Randomize
  • Pics
Submit

(189): 6ft m who's down for pics girls

Great Night (0) Bad Night (6) Comment (0) More texts from (189)

(189): (S) heeyyy (r) drunk f*ck (S) I have a secret, I'm drunk, and Svedka and Vodka rhyme (r) ok, go to bed Snooki (s) I'M AN INCH TALLER THAN HER!

Great Night (12) Bad Night (4) Comment (0) More texts from (189)
  • 1

Remember The Pics From Last Night?

  • Yes I will have this!
    Pic from (843)
  • The octagon!!!
    Pic from (702)
  • Coming over?
    Pic from (207)
  • do u like yellow
    Pic from (509)
  • Who doesn't love strippers
    Pic from (859)
  • Getting Wild
    Pic from (421)
  • See them cigs (254): Foggier
    Pic from (254)
  • Happy Birthday!
    Pic from (918)
  • damn
    Pic from (877)
  • Only in Texas
    Pic from (972)
  • Oh shit sorry amb :)
    Pic from (609)
  • I'm thinking a four some
    Pic from (386)
  • Sittin sideways
    Pic from (713)
  • done and done
    Pic from (614)
  • Haha she couldn't wait
    Pic from (615)
  • These girls know how to party! (1-317): I'm getting sick of you leaving me out....
    Pic from (317)
Best Friends :)
  • Funny Videos
  • Make a Dare
  • Your Mind Blown - FACTS
Awesomeness!
  • Advertising
  • Contact us
  • About us
  • User agreement / terms of service

Is a BFD Network
  • Texts Last Night
  • Pics From Last Night
  • F You, Auto Correct
  • Crazy Things Parents Text
  • My Drunk Texts From Last Night
  • Your Mind Blown - Interesting Fun Facts
  • Facebooking Fail
  • Just Made Me Laugh
  • Look at These Hipsters
  • See Fixed It
  • Fail Family
  • OMG Pets
  • Webtoid
  • North Carolina Golf - NC Golf Clubs, NC Golf Courses & NC Golf Packages
Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. Copyright © 2010 (MDT): My Drunk Texts From Last Night. All rights reserved.