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Don't worry dearest. It was wrapped before it was tapped. There was a glove and there was love.
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i was going to drink it out of the jug, but i didnt think itd be classy.... (1717): just stick your pinky out.... (717): i love you bitch!
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& now when i look at my wife in the passenger seat of my car all i see is last nights hookup givin me road head!
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my mom woke me up today at 2, I was so hung over, she told me i needed to get a job, I told her I got 3 last night.
(416):
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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(010312):
(sent) dude, i remeber hitting on a fat russian girl, and a retarded korean chick, and then drunk german girl, that kept buying me beer... (rec) so what happened? (sent) bro... I'HOP has nothing on the international breakfast that i had
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dude I just woke up, my face hurts and I found a brochure in my pocket that said "Victim of a Sexual Crime?", what the hell happened last night?
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Dude what the hell....i woke up at 7am to some old korean man clapping at me and some korean lady yelling at me and pointing in there back yard on a bench...where the hell were you!
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dude, that chick passed out here last night so i let her sleep in my bed. (sent) ok, whats wrong with that? (rec) i checked on her this morning and i guess she thought my suitcase was a good place to take a piss, i was packing for vacation, bitch!
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